Sometimes, you want to send a little something to let someone special know just how grateful you are to have them in your life. That’s where Salty Shower Co. comes in—a thoughtful, heartfelt gift of calm and self-care.

Let’s be honest: we rarely take time just for ourselves.
Salty Notes gently remind the recipient to pause, breathe, and embrace a moment of self-love.
It's our way of saying, “Take care of you. We love you—don’t forget to love yourself too!”

Salty Notes

OVERACHIEVER! Congratulations anyway...
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F*CK YES!
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CONGRATULATIONS... You smashed the mountain of success
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Sometimes the greatest gift we can give ourselves is simply the gift of relaxation I'm sending this to you as a way to say... Take a break, breathe deeply & enjoy a moment of calm!
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May you get as much praise and attention on your Birthday as as average Millennial feels entitled to EVERY DAY!
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The time to Relax is when you don't have time for it!
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Happy Birthday. With age comes amazing skills, You can Sneeze, fart and pee all in one go!
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Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... Including you!
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Thank you for putting up with my shit, your sacrifice doesn't go unnoticed...
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No Words, Just Hugs...
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YOU ARE DEAD TO ME... But Congratulations...
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You're leaving! Who's going to be the Office Bitch now?
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Life is like a balloon, you must put something into it to get the best possible results...
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Good Bye & Good Luck... Miss you already!
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I miss your face!
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I just wanted to tell you that, I am so proud of you!
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MY DAD'S DOODLE 3
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Thank you, you make the world a significantly less shitty place!
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My Flabber is Gasted!
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You're like Sunshine mixed with a little Hurricane... What a great mix...
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I know you're fine, totally fine, absolutely fine. But just in case you're a little bit not fine. I am here!
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Don't let the F*ckers get you down!
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MY DAD'S DOODLE 2
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You need to sit around and chill, Get all Fat and Sassy...
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KEEP YOUR CHIN UP! OR YOU'LL BE LOOKING AT YOUR BOOBS ALL DAY!
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I'm sorry for the things I said when I was hungry...
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Thank you for being the friend I can't sit next to at serious events!
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MY DAD'S DOODLE 1
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Cute little Spiky 2
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You can cross "Dying Young" off your list of stuff to worry about!
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Statistics show that those who have the most Birthdays live the longest! So here's to many more...
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I want you to know how much I have enjoyed irritating you this year, and how excited I am to continue this for a very, very long time!
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Cute little Spiky 1
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Happy Birthday to one of the few people I can tolerate...
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At your age people expect you to be calm dignified and sober... Disappoint them!
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Good luck finding better and funnier colleagues than me
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You will be missed, Not by me... but you will be missed
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Your continued success is starting to get annoying! Congratulations anyway...
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F*ck you and your fancy job... But congratulations... I hate you...
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I'm sorry I called you Old... I thought you knew...
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